Introductions discussion

My wife / KH tends to be a bit careless with my key, usually leaving it on her nightstand or the bathroom vanity. Yesterday though, she left it out on the kitchen counter. I think she meant to wear it (it’s on a long chain so it stays snug against her twins all day), but got sidetracked and headed off to work. I tucked the key into an espresso cup on the top shelf of a cabinet (I had to fight back more sinister ideas, especially with the key right there in my hand and the house empty). This morning she seemed like she was hunting for something in the bedroom but didn’t say anything. I’m sure she doesn’t want to admit that she lost the key to my balls (I almost feel sorry for her). When she figures it out, I plan to let her know I have it and keep the location a secret, making her work hard to get the info from me (bit of a pain slut here!!). Thought I’d share with everyone. Gotta keep things fun and interesting.