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We got to watch the Blue Angels from the US Navy and the Snowbirds from Canada fly in formation at this year’s Quonset Air Show… while our girls went off to check out the Harry Potter exhibit… It was just my wife and me… you know, I was rocking those cool aviator shades and a leather bomber jacket, looking kind of like Tom Cruise in Top Gun with all that blonde hair…BUT as my Wife whispers close…“you really have to squint to spot it though… if you catch my drift!?” Was it the Herbal Essence Sheer BLONDE shampoo that activates highlights?… That made me look more like Kelly McGillis? You need to understand, my wife has seen me in a cute little French maid outfit! NOT many men can claim that, and even those who do… still hear their wives crying as they leave the room. Anyway, she’s got that image locked in her head somehow… Don’t give me grief because I’m one of those rare guys who looks convincing enough as an honorary woman. My wife admitted during some intimate pillow talk that she has a bit of latent lesbian affection, and the idea of “me” being her sexy female lover really turns her on. How far will a husband go to please his wife? Will he shave his legs? Sleep in a babydoll nightie? I have smooth skin with no blemishes, and when my hair grows out into a pageboy cut, just a few twists of the curling iron give those flaxen bangs a flirtatious curve and very feminine vibe. See… “muffy” is my sexual alter ego… think of it like the comic book hero “SUPERMAN”, except no one would suspect his secret identity was actually “Miss Lois Lane”! You can probably guess where this thread is heading, and I welcome anyone who wants to join the ride… Don’t expect deep intellect… but you’ll get a chuckle or two…