A double-sided lockup

I’ll begin by admitting it’s absurd that I’m eyeing more cages for purchase, as though I don’t already own enough. There is a particular double cage catching my attention. I probably won’t get it, but the idea intrigues me: two men wear it simultaneously and presumably have to jostle for room. Has anyone tried something similar? How would you make use of it? It seems like a viable short-term punishment—perhaps standing in the corner for about an hour or so. Practicality is hard to judge, yet I feel compelled to give it a shot. What’s your take? Here is the link if you’d like to check it out: … e-q412108/