My Most Embarrassing Public Sex Toy Moments

Those of us who tend to collect sex toys tend to sometimes have oops moments. We have no kids so we just leave things all over the place. Here are my two most important embarrassing moments.

1. Accidentally including a home made video of me, my wife and our girlfriend in various sexual positions, inside a box of VHS movies that we gave to my in-laws. We created it when we were younger so we could watch it as we grew older.
2. Forgetting the BDSM toys scattered around our bedroom before leaving for a house sitter. The four corners of the bed had ties on them, and night tables were filled with items. Nipple clips sat on the dresser while my wife’s whip collection leaned against a corner in the bedroom.
3. Most recently when we moved, we left a box of BDSM toys in our bedroom. As we were getting into our cars to leave, the real estate agent came running after us to return the box and apologized for opening it to check if it contained something important.
4. My wife’s bikini top coming off at Walt Disney World pool when I asked her to stand under a waterfall for a photo. The pool was full of kids who all started pointing at her. I was photographing her and stood frozen in place for several seconds. She lost her top on other occasions in public too, sometimes intentionally if there were no children around, such as at adult-only places.
5. Just remembered another one. My wife and I used to visit many theme parks across the country. One activity we enjoyed was lifting my wife’s blouse to expose her naked breast to cameras on rides that take pictures on big hills of Log Flume or Rollercoaster type attractions. It was surprising how often the kid developing the photos and posting them on a display board, hoping riders would buy them, did not notice. We had good laughs seeing the photo among others in full view of tourists. One time we were on a new ride and did our usual thing but didn’t know they took pictures of two cars at once, not just ours. When we exited to wait for our picture, we saw the couple behind us in line. Suddenly the wife said, “Oh, ooh OOH my gosh, look at that.” I think we ruined their souvenir picture.:) We got caught in public a few times when it was our thing and both had good bodies. We left sex toys out where they could be seen easily in hotel rooms and even forgot some behind. Many other small embarrassing moments stick with me though. How about you?