my wild and sleazy year

It’s not entirely wild, but I feel like I’ve been trapped in a bizarre time capsule for the last five to ten years: I cleaned house at drag performances several times (I was alone), checked out some drag shows at gay bars, my wife went on two dates by herself, took part in an MFM encounter (not really my thing with guys yet, need to get used to it), endured a male dance performance alongside her, shopped for sex toys multiple times, picked out panties with my spouse (for both of us), tested out a prostate massager (definitely doing that again soon), had body shots with the hot neighbors at a house party, brought in a dominatrix, my wife got costumes for jrt, enjoyed a cream pie I made myself, experienced sex without climaxing, watched guys get whipped at a club, saw some orgies happening at a swingers spot, accidentally sent sexts to the wrong people (dumb me!), and…

finally purchased a metal chastity device. Yee haw! Happy New Year.