The National Trend for Cage Control

It began, much like these trends often emerge when they align with the national mood, via a television program. One channel secured an actor for their latest project just as his Hollywood career was ascending. It was a late-night serial that touched on contemporary relationships in deep ways. Naturally, it helped that he was remarkably handsome, had topped numerous “sexiest man on TV” lists, and his co-star possessed exceptional beauty. They were already known to be dating according to the press, and now they appeared together in a show about love, betrayal, and hurt.

Deep into the third episode of the series, shortly after the fourth commercial break, it occurred. There was full-frontal nudity, but more importantly, following his character’s infidelity with his beautiful partner, heartfelt conversations—surely awards season material—as she poured out anger and pain on her behalf, and he expressed grief for what he had done, led to him agreeing to enter a period of chastity. Right there in late-night prime time TV, a woman put a man into a chastity cage.

The national press reacted with their usual responses: obscene, ridiculous, perverse, unnatural, etc. Then something shifted. Readers didn’t react as they usually do to the press’s knee-jerk rhetoric. Catch-up viewing figures were phenomenal. Telephone lines at the TV production company rang “off the hook” if that phrase still applies. They hired extra staff to handle email queries. The actors were invited onto Breakfast and Daytime TV for interviews.

Next, the actor revealed he hadn’t just liked wearing the cage during filming but had also appreciated the Female-Led Relationship (FLR) displayed by his female co-star throughout the series. Suddenly, people became hooked on this new idea, especially when he lowered his trousers in midday broadcast to show off his shiny stainless steel cock cage still being worn. The host, Alison, asked if she could touch it? “Of course,” he said. “Hang on,” replied the co-star. “Our female-led relationship has extended beyond the TV studio into our daily lives now. I decide who can touch him; he doesn’t.”

“Please may I touch you?” the host asked, staring at this strong woman.

“Yes, of course.”

And she did. She cooed like a pigeon in heat as she ran her hands over the bits of cock flesh protruding from the stainless-steel rings. Her touching went further when she cupped his balls with both hands and lifted them up. “They feel heavy,” she said.

“They should be; I haven’t let him cum for over six weeks.”

The actor stood ignored, trousers around his knees, humiliated on live national TV while his beautiful partner—who also held control of his key and his life—discussed all things FLR and control with the show’s hostess. The director in the booth was shouting into the hostess’s earpiece, telling her clearly to get that man’s trousers up and move the pair off screen for the next segment. But the director was roundly ignored by the hostess who knew deep down she had struck gold. She had seen how press reaction shifted from initial skepticism. That morning she read an article in OK magazine titled “Which Cock Cage is Best for Your Control?” which not only featured photos of men in cages but also advice on where to buy them, how to measure, and which material suits which lifestyle.

Manufacturers and importers of cock cages found themselves feted rather than ridiculed as purveyors of filth. The age range of women buying these devices spanned from late teens to early eighties. The actor’s status as a heartthrob served as leverage with their husbands and partners: if “HE” could wear one, why couldn’t you? Downloads of Chastity Contracts from specialized websites broke servers, causing significant downtime. It seemed unstoppable.

Some long-time cage-wearers appeared perturbed. The gay community felt particularly that their kink was being trampled upon. However, the media wasn’t portraying chastity in their way at all; yet this didn’t stop an upsurge within the gay community as the actor proved exceedingly attractive to certain men as well as women.

And so it continued. Because chastity had always been a subtle undercurrent, plenty of cheap Far Eastern suppliers were already producing these items. It wasn’t like Rubik’s cubes or Filofaxes when market stalls flooded with cheap imports; the cheap options were already there, you just needed to know where to look, and courier companies made money hand over fist. Instead of plain packaging, it became fashionable to advertise what was being delivered, especially if the package sat on your doorstep all afternoon for neighbors to see.

Weirdly, because there was no sudden influx of shoddily made copies, people didn’t lose faith in their devices. People did have problems: most over-measured the length of their partner’s cock and had to buy a second cage as the first was too long. Others struggled with ring size, buying multiple rings until one fit. Some needed straps to keep everything secure. Over time it became fashionable for these women-in-control to reduce their men’s cages in size. Competitions emerged where men had no say. Pubs hosted chastity evenings where the women would unlock their partner; the barmaid measured his length fully erect, dunked him in ice, and the winner was the woman who achieved the biggest difference between erect and caged length. Those wearing micros thought they were guaranteed winners but were often disappointed by men arriving with inverted cages that allowed them to stuff ten inches inside. Other men entered competitions as a humiliation ritual; their chances of winning were slim when theirs started at only one-and-a-half inches.

The nation changed strangely enough. Crime figures plummeted. Men found themselves locked up in life rather than jail, and after the initial three months passed, their personalities shifted. There were fewer late-night pub fights. People no longer needed drugs as much, and alcohol usage dropped to almost nothing. The women had somehow gained control of their men’s cocks, and by controlling that aspect, they controlled every other.

The nation never went back. It became very unusual to find an uncaged man. All because a man exposed his cock on TV and the nation watched his partner cage it up forever.