Farewell to the Member

After a couple of days away from my chastity device because the CB-6000S gave me a penile injury, my wife announced she wanted to “kiss my penis good-bye.”

Once she did that for several minutes, I noticed it had become swollen and wouldn’t fit back into its cage.

“No problem,” she replied, pressing a bag of frozen Brussels sprouts against my groin … brrr …:!:

She then secured the device and produced a lock. It was a one-pound padlock. Luckily, its shank is too thick to pass through the small hole in the cage, so I ended up with this little brass padlock instead …

No “O” since June 18 (seventy-four days). - corrected my addition.